Conspicuously False Slammin' Party Recap

For those few of you who didn't get a chance to attend yet another
slammin' Pink House party, or who woke up with some questions
concerning the previous nights activities here's an incredibly
inaccurate account.

As I entered the Pink House, a quarter of eleven, stepping over sea
captains and smoldering remains, I was greeted by maidens and god
knows how many pirate sheep.Pretty standard really, but I knew this
party could use some spicing up. Luckily I brought Deborah's big book
of Swiss drinking games. We didn't have any clean alpine horns or
Roger Federer tennis trophies so we all headed to the living room for
a game of "what's in my neutral mouth". We used to play "who's in my
neutral mouth" but the game seemed a bit unfair after Tofu, Miso, and
a coffee maker showed up. After a couple of rounds of the game, it was
declared that everyone was a winner so we moved on to "beer-boarding".
That game was less fun, until Eliot reminded us of the importance of
relaxing one's throat. Things really began to get exciting after the
robots and the coffee maker got the dance party going. Miso threw on a
little 2 Live Crew, and started shouting, "Mi So Horny!" We all
totally LOL'ed at that joke. I personally LMAO'ed. Anyway, the night
rolled on and people began to disperse, 'oblige' each other, clean up
urine, or pass out. Not too much outta the ordinary.

Cheers,

Kathryn