Slammin' Party Re-cap

I was going to thank all the people who came out last night, but what I should really be saying is- You're Welcome.

The night started off pretty typically- a round of keg stands to loosen everyone up before moving directly to 'boom boom' shots (illegal in 34 states, who are, what I might add, spitting on the constitution and fun all in one unamerican hock). I digress, anyway after 3 delicious hours of choreographed heaven with moves featuring facial hair, specifically themustache, the birthday girl, collin, of course brought out the 'birthday leather', which goes without saying, for a game of 'how much do you trust me?' Don't worry though, we had fire extinguishers. Whew. The night then moved seamlessly into 'beer hunter'. After the 'youth' had the beers tied on them securely, the games got underway. Unfortunately, the neighbors called the cops complaining of rifle blasts soon after. So the party began to wind down, as people helped wipe up the blood and drunkenly danced and mingled. Anywho, some of those facts may or may not be exaggerated lies. And as a side note, brian, hopefully you got that finger reattached in time.

Cheers,
Kathryn